It's the 24th.
Ok, to be honest I woke up early and chose to lay in bed for another 45 minutes.
I went to the gym and still did a full work out (priorities man!).
I was late to work but figured there'd be no one in the office to notice (and I was right - until they read this of course)
I spilled hot sauce all over my shirt and pants - can't take me anywhere.
I smell like hot sauce.