CVS

My recent encounter when visiting a local CVS Minute Clinic...

Lady Standing at Registration Kiosk: ***doing nothing ***

Me: Hi, are you registering? (points to kiosk)

Lady Standing at Registration Kiosk: No, go ahead.

Me: Ok, thanks! (proceeds to sign in and then heads to the next aisle over to peruse store items)

Lady Standing at Registration Kiosk: (griping to the doctor) I got cut in front of but I was next in line, you should see me next!

Me: (returning to the kiosk area and give immediate look of disgust) Really?

Lady Standing at Registration Kiosk: (gives look of shame) I have to have my child back to school by 3:30, do you mind if I go next? I registered elsewhere and thought I was registered here.

Doctor: (confused)

Me: Sure, you were indeed here first however I didn't "cut" in front of you. So, since you can't understand basic instructions, go ahead.

Doctor: (still confused)

Lady Standing at Registration Kiosk: (upon leaving exam room and walking by) Thank you so much!

Me: Whatever idiot.