Thursday, February 19, 2015

Guilty

I pretended I didn't have to go potty while I made you wait outside in the sub-zero cold for 12+ minutes. You insisted I go. But I insisted more that I didn't have to. As I pulled you all the way to the door and comfort of the warm house, I let you know I didn't have to go! And then I pooped on the carpet.

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